Joke of the Day - 12/15/2008

Prior to becoming a 'well-respected' journalist, Nancy Grace was a 'well-respected' prosecutor known for her effectiveness at getting witnesses and suspects to talk. A cop once over heard her tell a witness "I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss!"

Joke of the Day - 12/14/2008

Nancy Grace didn't realize she was pregnant until she went to the hospital with 'stomach cramps', right in the middle of a case. She was so wrapped up in the case that she mistook her babies as two prosecuting attorneys interested in taking over. As such, the first thing she said to them was 'Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb asses."

Joke of the Day - 12/13/2008

When Nancy Grace's children were born, they didn't cry. They didn't scream...and then they saw who their mother was.

Joke of the Day - 12/12/2008

What did Nancy Grace's son say when he was born?
"Of all the women in all the towns in all the world, I had to born to her."