Joke of the Day - 12/14/2008

Nancy Grace didn't realize she was pregnant until she went to the hospital with 'stomach cramps', right in the middle of a case. She was so wrapped up in the case that she mistook her babies as two prosecuting attorneys interested in taking over. As such, the first thing she said to them was 'Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb asses."